Cuz once I snap, I can’t be held accountable for my actions. That’s when accidents happen.

—Eminem

Digging deeper than a six foot hole, she’s snorting cocaine through a suicide note. White light. Train wreck.

—Shinedown

I had a dream that I was engaged to Norman Reedus (the guy who plays Daryl in "The Walking Dead") and that was probably the best dream I’ve had in a while ;)

I had a dream that I was engaged to Norman Reedus (the guy who plays Daryl in "The Walking Dead") and that was probably the best dream I’ve had in a while ;)

Ex boyfriends be like, “You don’t even know how to hold your clippers.” And I’m all like, “You’ve got a small penis.”

—Me

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY