Concerts I’ve been to:
Concerts I WANT to see next:
Recent concert: Okay… Here’s a brief summary of the group I saw the other night:
Overall Die Antwoord concert experience:
I just saw Die Antwoord on Wednesday, Sept. 10th 2014 @ Echostage in Washington, D.C. and it was amazing!!! I went with one of my best friends (Keri) and my dad. My dad came with us because—-well… It’s D.C. lol. Two attractive young women walking around D.C. alone or without a male friend is very risky and dangerous. Plus, we’ve never been to Echostage. Anyways… We got there at like 6 something pm waiting for the doors to open at 7pm. We got in and it seemed like a pretty cool place. At first, we stood on the floor (which was kind of a bad idea…) We were standing for maybe—-2 hours waiting for the group to come out. I was looking around and observing people like I usually do. I noticed like there were like—-4 bars in the place (which didn’t surprise me). As soon as people had drinks in their hands, I knew they were gonna go crazy.
This one guy and his girlfriend or whatever the fuck she was stood in front of us. Drunk off their ass. The guy was wearing a bright orange vest with random writing on it. His nickname for the night was "Pumpkin". The girl was wearing a pretty cute top, but her hair was ridiculous. She had black hair with high pigtails. Age-wise, I’d say—-late 20’s. She was also wearing denim jean shorts with a studded black belt with leggings underneath. Her nickname for the night was "Wednesday" (from The Adam’s Family). They were REALLY pissing me off… I smelled the alcohol. It made me cringe. It brought back some bad memories. Other than that, Pumpkin boy kept grabbing Wednesday’s ass (even tho she had nothing to grab in the first place lol). It was really trashy and low-class. I really did not need to see that. After a while, I told Keri and my dad that the couple are getting too crazy. Pumpkin boy spilled his beer on my new dress. He kept apologizing, but even Keri wasn’t happy. She said to him, “These are my new shoes…” haha. As time went on, he kept getting him and his girlfriend more drinks. After Wednesday was done with her drink(s), she threw her cup(s) on the ground and slightly kicked it near me. So I kicked it back near her because if she tripped, oh well. I wouldn’t have cared. Pumpkin boy was going wild and we kinda moved into a different spot.
Guy number 2: I’d say he’s middle-aged. He roughly pushed everyone (including me) in his path out of the way so he could be closer to the stage. I got so mad, I yelled at him and told him how fucking rude that was. He stopped, looked at me, and there was no emotion on his face. He was completely stoic. That’s when I knew he was more than just drunk… he was definitely on something else. So I stopped talking to him. He was so fucked up to where he kept leaning all around and we were trying to keep him standing up. My dad was holding the guy up from the back and some other people in front of the guy were holding him up from the front. I looked over and told my dad, “Dad, he seems like he’s one of those violent people. He’s gonna throw punches at you eventually.” Thankfully the guy didn’t because someone took him to the front. He eventually fell and was escorted out.
Guy number 3: Good lord… This guy was also fucked up. Not that it surprised me or anything lol but damn! He got on everyone’s nerves! He kept talking to me and Keri about anal sex. He kept repeating that lyric over and over again. He got it from their song, “Fok Julle Naaiers”. Me, Keri, and a few other girls were really disgusted with him. We kind of ignored him after a while. When he was holding that damn drink up in the air, I had a gut feeling that he was gonna spill that shit on my head and ruin my hair. So I took Keri and my dad and we moved away. People were still going crazy and we eventually left the floor and went upstairs to the balcony. Plus, us short people had trouble seeing anyways.
Now the balcony… Keri and I were trying to get a good view aaaaaaand if anyone let us in, it was only for “a few minutes” or after the person came back from whatever the fuck they were doing. It was ridiculous. The guys could have given us a fucking break and let two attractive young ladies in just to get a better view. That’s all we asked for. Assholes…
It’s amazing how people behave while intoxicated. I’ve been in recovery for almost 2 years now and I couldn’t believe just how awful people got! It’s been a long time since I’ve stepped foot into a place like that. I looked at Keri and said, "Wow… I used to be just like that when I drank!" Being completely shit-faced isn’t cute nor funny. Maybe at first it’s a little funny, but after a while it’s not funny anymore. It was really sick and horrifying. I am just so thankful that I don’t use anymore after seeing all that shit. I never really realized just how bad people get. And you know what? I don’t ever have to go back to that shit. I choose not to after what it’s done to me and so many other people. I’ve seen so many people ruin their lives because of addiction. They either go to the hospital, jail, institutions and/or even die.
Other than all that, I had a great time :)
Peace out, girl scout!
—George W. Bush
Omg… We lost another great legend… Joan Rivers died at 81yrs old. First Robin Williams and now Joan Rivers… :(
She’s always been a legend in my eyes. Back in her day, people got so pissed off with her because she spoke her mind and never held back on what she really thought/felt but she continued doing what she did and I admire that. To me, that’s legendary. And for those of you who are saying nasty shit about her, may you rot in hell. Or as Zelda Williams said, "To those [Robin Williams] touched who are sending kind words, know that one of his favorite things in the world was to make you all laugh. As for those who are sending negativity, know that some small, giggling part of him is sending a flock of pigeons to your house to poop on your car. Right after you’ve had it washed. After all, he loved to laugh too."
R.I.P. Joan Rivers. You never failed to make me laugh!
Here are some of her most memorable, funny, inspiring quotes:
"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years, my husband and I slept in bunk beds." -Joan Rivers
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God’s gift, that’s why we call it the present." -Joan Rivers
"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking." -Joan Rivers
"I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die, they will donate my body to Tupperware." -Joan Rivers
"I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery." -Joan Rivers
“Who are you wearing?” -Joan Rivers
"You know what Paris Hilton says… ‘Anywhere but the face!’" -Joan Rivers
"I now consider it a good day when I don’t step on my boobs." -Joan Rivers
"At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents." -Joan Rivers
"I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer’s. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it." -Joan Rivers
"I was born in 1962…and the room next to me was 1963." -Joan Rivers
"My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese: most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks." -Joan Rivers
"The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery." -Joan Rivers
"You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it." -Joan Rivers
"My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time." -Joan Rivers