Robin Williams Quotes

Wow… I’m in total shock! R.I.P. Robin Williams… You never failed to make me laugh! Here are some funny yet inspirational quotes by Robin Williams:

"Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet."

"You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it."

"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone."

"Kid… If you need booze or drugs to enjoy your life to the fullest, then you’re doing it wrong."

"We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for. To quote from Whitman, ‘O me! O life!… of the questions of these recurring; of the endless trains of the faithless… of cities filled with the foolish; what good amid these, O me, O life?’ Answer. That you are here - that life exists, and identity; that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. That the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse. What will your verse be?"

“Now everybody trippin’ like they poppin’ Molly. Up in the club is where you’ll find me. I do it real big; never do it tiny. If you about that bullshit, please don’t remind me. I step in this motherfucker just to make it work. I get on the floor just to make that booty twerk. Shake, shake that shit like a, like an expert. Shake, shake that shit like a, like an expert.”

~Miley Cyrus

Flower

"Every time I see your face, I get all wet between my legs. Every time you pass me by, I heave a sigh of pain.

Every time I see your face, I think of things impure unchaste. I want to fuck you like a dog. I’ll take you home and make you like it.

Everything you ever wanted, everything you ever thought of is everything I’ll do to you. I’ll fuck you and your minions, too.

Your face reminds me of a flower. Kind of like you’re underwater. Hair’s too long and in your eyes. Your dick’s a perfect ‘Suck me’ size.

You act like you’re fourteen years old. Everything you say is so obnoxious, funny, true and mean. I want to be your blowjob queen

You’re probably shy and introspective. That’s not part of my objective. I just want your fresh, young Jimmy jamming, slamming, ramming in me.

Every time I see your face, I think of things impure unchaste. I want to fuck you like a dog. I’ll take you home and make you like it.

Everything you ever wanted, everything you ever thought of is everything I’ll do to you. I’ll fuck you till your dick is blue.”

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Yeah, here we go for the hundredth time. Hand grenade pins in every line. Throw ‘em up and let something shine. Going out of my fucking mind! Filthy mouth; no excuse. Find a new place to hang this noose. String me up from atop these roofs. Knot it tight so I won’t get loose.

—Linkin Park "Bleed It Out"

"Next time you point a finger, I might have to bend it back or break it, break it off. Next time you point a finger, I’ll point you to the mirror."

-Paramore

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