Digging deeper than a six foot hole, she’s snorting cocaine through a suicide note. White light. Train wreck.

—Shinedown

I had a dream that I was engaged to Norman Reedus (the guy who plays Daryl in "The Walking Dead") and that was probably the best dream I’ve had in a while ;)

I had a dream that I was engaged to Norman Reedus (the guy who plays Daryl in "The Walking Dead") and that was probably the best dream I’ve had in a while ;)

Ex boyfriends be like, “You don’t even know how to hold your clippers.” And I’m all like, “You’ve got a small penis.”

—Me

All you do is complain. No one cares. Seriously. Shut up. Your voice makes me cringe. And for the love of God, PLEASE stop getting in my business. Kthanksbye.

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